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My
first job was working
in an Orange Juice
factory, but I got
canned. Couldn't
concentrate. |
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Then
I worked in the
woods as a Lumberjack,
but just couldn't
hack it, so they
gave me the axe. |
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After
that, I tried being
a Tailor, but wasn't
suited for it --mainly
because it was a
sew-sew job. |
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Next,
I tried working
in a Muffler Factory,
but that was too
exhausting. |
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Then,
tried being a Chef--figured
it would add a little
spice to my life,
but just didn't
have the thyme. |
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Next,
I attempted being
a Deli Worker, but
any way I sliced
it... couldn't cut
the mustard. |
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My
best job was a Musician,
but eventually found
I wasn't noteworthy. |
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I
studied a long time
to become a Doctor,
but didn't have
any patience. |
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Next,
was a job in a Shoe
Factory. Tried hard
but just didn't
fit in. |
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I
became a Professional
Fisherman, but discovered
I couldn't live
on my net income. |
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11. |
Managed
to get a good job
working for a Pool
Maintenance Company,
but the work was
just too draining. |
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So
then I got a job
in a Workout Center,
but they said I
wasn't fit for the
job. |
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After
many years of trying
to find steady work,
I finally got a
job as a Historian
- until I realized
there was no future
in it. |
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My
last job was working
in Starbucks, but
had to quit because
it was the same
old grind. |
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SO,
I TRIED Retirement
AND FOUND I'M PERFECT
FOR THEJOB! |
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